religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

(via faelwhale)

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

(via faelwhale)

stereofeathers:

whatismgmt:

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

yeah but I never get around to it

(via eightdayysaweek)

  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via eightdayysaweek)